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Limerick ~ FOM Jul/Aug 08 (Read 1920 times)

diehard Supreme Member Offline evolving always Posts: 1102 Joined: Jan 3^rd, 2007	Re: Limericks Reply #40 - Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 5:01pm	Print Post
	Dad, what's in the bag you have there? is it champagne or just an old bare foot you found on the street? or if something to eat be nice if it's good you could share (can limericks have couplets?)


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Just_Daniel Topic Starter Supreme Member Offline Slow down; things will go faster. ~ djr Posts: 8989 Location: South West New Jersey Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2003	sham pain... Reply #39 - Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 4:31pm	Print Post
	Sham pain's what an amputee feels. His toe still is throbbin'; it's real. But it isn't there; was blown up somewhere in Baghdad... and still his brain reels.
	« Last Edit: Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 4:31pm by Just_Daniel »

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Romanyangel Full Member Offline Posts: 138 Location: Spain Joined: Aug 14^th, 2003	Re: Limericks Reply #38 - Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 4:22pm	Print Post
	No mind altering drugs on the train it full of people who choose to refrain; we’d rather not touch marijuana and such but wouldn’t say no to the champagne!


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diehard Supreme Member Offline evolving always Posts: 1102 Joined: Jan 3^rd, 2007	Re: Limericks Reply #37 - Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 4:12pm	Print Post
	we're talking of pigs and pot here not thinking that this is Pig's year be careful that you say oink oink not a moo in reverence 'cause piggies might hear.


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Just_Daniel Topic Starter Supreme Member Offline Slow down; things will go faster. ~ djr Posts: 8989 Location: South West New Jersey Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2003	sharin'... Reply #36 - Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 3:43pm	Print Post
	I'm sure that you're not all alone, 'cause this sheltered guy ain't had none. But hundreds have shared with me; they've not spared the details... an' they ain't yet done.


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Normpo Forum Administrator Offline Posts: 10830 Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2003	Re: Limericks Reply #35 - Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 2:42pm	Print Post
	Oh no, Sir Dan... I'm prob'ly the only one here, And I'm sure you'll find it quite queer Never took one puff Of that funny stuff I'm crazy 'nuf with my mind clear.
	« Last Edit: Mar 24^th, 2007 at 12:19am by Normpo »

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Just_Daniel Topic Starter Supreme Member Offline Slow down; things will go faster. ~ djr Posts: 8989 Location: South West New Jersey Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2003	high there! Reply #34 - Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 2:22pm	Print Post
	I think our ol' Norm's gettin' high! A cowish blonde pig in the sky?! Does he really need the smoke from that weed with laced PCP? ~ brain-cell-shy!
	« Last Edit: Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 3:45pm by Just_Daniel »

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Normpo Forum Administrator Offline Posts: 10830 Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2003	Re: Limericks Reply #33 - Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 2:09pm	Print Post
	This cow was disguised as a pig Right down to the tail and the wig After taking steroids, jumped over asteroids This oink-moo was utterly BIG! ho ho ho --- "utterly" ---get it! ho ho ho UGH...


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Just_Daniel Topic Starter Supreme Member Offline Slow down; things will go faster. ~ djr Posts: 8989 Location: South West New Jersey Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2003	abNormal... Reply #32 - Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 1:56pm	Print Post
	'e'd seen a cow vaultin' the moon an' 'is dish ran away with a spoon. Ya think LSD'd show up if 'e peed fer tests when 'e leaves the saloon?
	« Last Edit: Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 1:57pm by Just_Daniel »

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Romanyangel Full Member Offline Posts: 138 Location: Spain Joined: Aug 14^th, 2003	Re: Limericks Reply #31 - Mar 23^rd, 2007 at 11:21am	Print Post
	I once knew a four-legged cow who couldn’t moo but would meow he had four legs but tried to lay eggs we called him confused of Macau I think Norm has sparked a 'cow' thread smile


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Just_Daniel Topic Starter Supreme Member Offline Slow down; things will go faster. ~ djr Posts: 8989 Location: South West New Jersey Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2003	cow piein'... Reply #30 - Mar 22^nd, 2007 at 10:57pm	Print Post
	Quote: "Unfair Advantage of the 3-Legged Cow" A short ballad in a 5-line limerick In the field with a donut, he's sipping, Saw a three-legged cow while sipping from his old tin cup: "Hey now I have a leg up... Time for some good old cow-tipping." Note: I think the "game" is very cruel -- but the image of a sleeping three-legged cow just brought this out! A three-legged cow, who would bilk? Naa... Norm wouldn't hang with that ilk. I'd stuff that tin cup way up in 'is schlupp fer field-'xpedient chocolate milk.


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Just_Daniel Topic Starter Supreme Member Offline Slow down; things will go faster. ~ djr Posts: 8989 Location: South West New Jersey Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2003	short cow... Reply #29 - Mar 22^nd, 2007 at 10:36pm	Print Post
	How tall is a cow o' three legs? the baker the ol' butcher begs. Well anyone knows: three feet... 'less she grows an extra, or hens don' lay eggs!


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diehard Supreme Member Offline evolving always Posts: 1102 Joined: Jan 3^rd, 2007	Re: Limericks Reply #28 - Mar 22^nd, 2007 at 8:44pm	Print Post
	it's yousyally how now brown cow but i see she's a leg missin' now advantage you've took when you tip 'er i'll look to get outta this game here somehow


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Normpo Forum Administrator Offline Posts: 10830 Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2003	Re: Limericks Reply #27 - Mar 22^nd, 2007 at 8:39pm	Print Post
	"Unfair Advantage of the 3-Legged Cow" A short ballad in a 5-line limerick In the field with a donut, he's sipping, Saw a three-legged cow while sipping from his old tin cup: "Hey now I have a leg up... Time for some good old cow-tipping." Note: I think the "game" is very cruel -- but the image of a sleeping three-legged cow just brought this out! Norm
	« Last Edit: Mar 22^nd, 2007 at 8:40pm by Normpo »

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Just_Daniel Topic Starter Supreme Member Offline Slow down; things will go faster. ~ djr Posts: 8989 Location: South West New Jersey Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2003	diverse... Reply #26 - Mar 22^nd, 2007 at 8:38pm	Print Post
	I do like to write in free verse but I never feel I've done worse if the lines come out even; you won't find me grievin' or thinkin' that I've been perverse! A lim'rick's jest lettin' it flow wherever the words seem to go; so long as ya dance I ain't gonna glance at you to bring evil-eye woe.


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